September 10, 2014

GIVEAWAY

That’s right. Free stuff. Want to know more? Watch the video.

For those who can’t spare two minutes, here’s the gist: I’m giving away the first copy of my new book. And I’m signing it. For you. Possibly.

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You want this, because a) it’s the first printed copy, which is kind of cool, and b) it’s the best thing I’ve ever written. Yes, better than Memoirs of a Gas Station, and we all know what happened with that one.

I’ll announce the winner next Wednesday. Much love.

11 Comments

  1. Emily
    September 10, 2014

    You still owe me a signed copy of the last book.

  2. Mrs. Mike Dexter
    September 10, 2014

    You want to party?!?
    It’s $500 for kissing, $10,000 for snuggling
    End of List
    #WorldsWorstHooker

  3. Tommy
    September 10, 2014

    I love inside jokes. I hope to be a part of one someday. Also, a signed book – or three – would be nice.

  4. James Hardy
    September 10, 2014

    I watched Finding Forrester one time. The old man who was some big writer ripped the young guy in half because he earmarked one of the pages of a book. He said it was disrespectful to the author. I stopped earmarking pages and now go for the more classy bookmark (typically a folded in half Post It note). Now, you are actually WRITING in the book?! I think that Forrester would be pissed, and now Im just left confused….

  5. Jill
    September 10, 2014

    i love free stuff. free stuff signed by sam neumann?? even better!!

  6. Juni Bowman
    September 10, 2014

    Thanks for my morning entertainment, Sam 🙂
    I just about to finish what I’m reading and then it’s time to dip into “emails from Heaven” I can’t wait to be entertained all over again!!! Keep it up!

    Hugs,
    Juni

  7. Jenna Bear
    September 10, 2014

    This better make the NYT’s list and be worth a lot of $ as a collectible item.

  8. Emma Hardy
    September 11, 2014

    I’m that person….where’s my signed copy?…AND if it might help my chances let’s throw this in too… Where’s Layla’s signed copy?!

  9. Brandon
    September 11, 2014

    Your mother wears combat boots

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