I’m drinking coffee out of my Bob Ross mug as I type this, so you know it’s an occasion. The reason I gathered you here is to show you the cover of my forthcoming book, The Call of the Mountain, which you probably saw before you even read any of this text. So my work here is done. Thanks for looking.
I don’t have an OFFICIAL release date yet, but as the guy who investigated the Tom Brady deflated footballs scandal would say, it will definitely, probably, more likely than not be sometime in late June, I think. People keep asking me what it’s about, and I’m terrible at summing these things up in little blurbs, BUT it’s getting around the time where I actually have to do that. So: a guy moves to a small mountain town to escape his life, when shit starts to get weird. There are seductive women and weirdo mountain folk involved. Things are not what they seem. Or are they? Let’s read on.
Yeah, I’ll work on it before the release. And I’ll also bug you again when that happens. Thanks for reading/looking.